That Rude Guy - Better get a Snicker
Fitz is back againnnnnnnnnnnnn, enjoy everyone!

- From : Sophia Cunningham


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" It was that time when Fitz found out
Found out that his youth was a lie. That... if you won't eat all the food on the dish your friends will leave you.
It was shocking... it was... "

 


Parents, right?

But I will give you one more truth. When you go outside in the public you don't act like yourself.

That's right! I have seen it. I see this all day, I just noticed recently. The experiment was my sister.

Every time when we go outside she acts like she's not herself. When we're in our home she talks with her normal voice, does actions as a proper human being and never says something weird.

But when we go outside she's like a Kardashian!

She speaks with a slow tone and sometimes with a weird accent, she acts like cameras are on her and in that way it's like there's an awkward moment going on all the time and says off-topic things.

Do you know what she replied when I told her about it?



I mean... nevermind.

And what about all these people going to the weekly market?
They act so ethnic. They wear their good clothes and suddenly transform into experts about what is fresh, what smells good etc.

They are like a " Godfather " from Palermo. And the result is not always for their benefits...



The worse of all of them is when you go to eat in a restaurant.

A reason why I get the food to my home. Everyone else is a " gentleman ". Everyone eats with spoons and knives, even those stuff that needs hands! HANDS!

It's cruel. I can't behave. It's like they bring a dish and gives your orgasm in your nose. How can you act like normal ???



*Is so hungry right now that would eat a whole pizzeria*
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Well that's all folks!
I'm sure you're not acting normal too ( please not be only me ) so comment below your thoughts !!!

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This week's jokes ( YES, two jokes ! ) are from the most dark person the site ever had. Shadows bow before her, the evil has her own name *drum rolls* Noraeh Ashe:

1. What is Rickons’ favourite band?
One Direction

2. Noraeh: “ I drink and I know things. ”
Fitz: “ I know nothing. ” "

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Fitz Mansel

Fitz Mansel Who knows ? Maybe one day XD

Breylena Dawnstar

Breylena Dawnstar Again, such a good post. ♡

Jorvan Sadelyn

Jorvan Sadelyn Will you be my Kardashian sister? :O

Fitz Mansel

Fitz Mansel I can be yo-, yes glad you don't '-'

Jorvan Sadelyn

Jorvan Sadelyn Omg the jokes are amazing XD Also love those so much Fitz xD I am glad I don't have a Kardashian sister or a Godfather from Palermo XD

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