That Rude Guy #8

Fitz shares his experiences with other cultures on his travels... Enjoy!

2019-08-01 23:58:00 - From : Sophia Cunningham

You think you can give a better intro than me? Ah? You little...- *curses in Dothraki*

No no no, heeey come on. Go on. Make mah day '-'

What an intense moment, right? Hold, it gets more!

I remember when I met a Dothraki once. It was at the east coast of Westeros. A ship came and had some of them on it. I know, they hate the sea. They must be such brave men as they claim indeed. So I talked to one of them. My Dothraki is not that much good but I did my best. And one thing I noticed was that they talk like they are a bit angry or raise their voices like they got mad at something.

Even if their replies are kind ones they seem scary. I asked one of them that I did like their weapons. In returned he was like:

Oh my. I got chills till this day *shivers*

It was exactly like the other time where we had a party at the Wall. It lasted a week and there was one on each fort! From Castle Black to Greyguard.

Someone from the south brought a pie-looking food. It was delicious. There was a dough and above that sauce, cheese and everything else you wanted. I ate so much that night. I found the last box with it and from the enthusiasm that conquered my body I exclaimed " Oooh the last slice! "

Everyone that and run towards to claim it. And they were northerners! They scream, make war noises, draw their daggers... Like wights finding out, there's someone alive in this room. I'm not proud of what was followed... *stares away*

Tsk tsk tsk, ethnicities, right? We all have some weird traditions. What can we do, this makes us special!

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Well, that's all folks!
I'm sure you enjoy it and don't forget to comment below your thoughts !!!
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This week's joke is from Astrelia Mareys, our maester of Art & Pois...- *reads the joke and raises eyebrows*.

Oh my, can we... can way say that? Mark? Can way say that? *tries to listen from the acoustic in his ear to the control room*

You sure? I'm going to say it then. Again, you sure? Alright ahm... she said " What did the elephant-, you sure Mark? Fine fine, here we are:

- What did the elephant say to the naked man?

" It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts? "