Greeeetings my fellow potatoes of the realm! Welcome to the seventh ever "Oh my Fitzing God" article!
Wow, you will stare more at me while I'm eating? How rude of you!
Well to- *swallows* -day I came up with an idea of what most of us might dream to come true. Below are the top three things for me and of course i'm sure it is for most of you too. Take a seat and enjoy (stop staring at my ears :O )
~ Infinity wine ! ~
I don't think I should say something more. It's wine! It should be infinity, like water. Imagine we have a sink that pours wine instead of water. Sounds like a wild dream, doesn't it? And who wouldn't like that? After all only wine will be there for you *cries from happiness*
~ PIZZA ~
Why none didn't invent this gastronomical miracle, yet ??
It's very simple. Dough, tomato sauce and cheese. I'm sure there's someone out there who will think this, soon! Of course i'm sure *Cries a Blackwater Rush*
~ Wiggling Competition ~
First thing you will see, coming into the Red Keep's chat is wiggles. So many wiggles. And we have to admit, people are very good doing them. But we don't know who's the best. There are many types of wigglings, many methods and many reasons to wiggle. But who's this one who can carry the title of " Westeros Wiggling King/Queen "?
There's only one way to find out. We should make a competition about it!!!
I hope you liked the blog!!! Can't wait to comment, below, what else we should have!!!
( PS: Who do you think will be the winner in a wiggling battle? )